Some thing is wrong with me! I feel like eating the world! Yesterday I had a slim fast for breakfast… one for lunch and my famous meat loaf for dinner………. Then I had a Reese’s peanut butter cup, then a few of those little squares of Hershey’s chocolate….. A big red cold drink….. A fudge sickle…… 8 gummy bears… ok maybe 10. Then I went back to the kitchen and looked around for something else! By that time it was 10 pm… Yeah I had a stomach ache… but I ate a Rolaids and continued with eating a few cheetoes and washed it all down with another big red. I am disgusted with myself. I have no idea what makes me want to eat like that… The husband just sets there watching me like a zoo exhibit. He asks me if he could have a bite of my chocolate and I said no… then I broke off a piece the size of an ant and said “here” so hateful that he didn’t dare ask for another piece. What makes me so mad is that I ruined the day! All my exercising! The Slim fast! Everything!

For 2 days my grand daughter has been sitting on the toilet with no results…. She will get up from the toilet and go in her pants… this is harder than I remembered. …………….. UPDATE: My sweet Bonnie has used the toilet! We did a little dance and acted like we won a million dollars. … She was clapping and yelling yeah right along with me…. Then I pointed to the toilet and the cheering stopped and she said ewwwwwwww…. The look on her face when she looked back up at me was priceless. I’d say a sour disgusted look is the best I can describe it…

I watched a pretty good show on Television last night… It was called “the fight for Baghdad”… It showed the way our military took the city. Army from one side and the Marines from the other… I was so impressed at the skill of all those people fighting. How professional they were at there job, and how rattled they were after it was over. .. There’s nothing funny about seeing a soldier cry… You can’t even joke about it later, like you can some things after they happen… I watched as those soldiers told there story and was riveted by there words… How they ran the gantlet and took the city… bullets and rockets flying everywhere at them. … and then I watched as they choked back tears when remembering the friends that died beside them…. My hat is off to anyone married into the military… and to every soldier and Marine that are still over there doing there job…

Now I have to get to my house work… my things must be polished today…. I can’t stand finger prints!

Yesterday’s life story was just something I remembered the other day…To tell you the truth I saw a man in town that sort of looked like Jerry and that’s what reminded me of the story. Don’t worry Captain, I forgot his name for awhile…. The likes of him couldn’t turn me against love.

The weekend is here again. Wow the week sure flew by. My Friend Sylvia called me last night and said her husband was out of town with his friend and the friend left a Hummer for her to drive. Of course I couldn’t go any where because The husband wouldn’t watch my little Bonnie. He said she might crap in her pants and he just didn’t have the stomach for it…. I think that was just an excuse!

My cemetery project has ground to a hault because I cant take my grand daughter to the tall grass. I’m afraid of snakes. Not for myself but for her…. I cant watch her every second down there. I could take my dogs and turn them loose to watch for snakes but my dog Pearl has already been bit 2 times this month and I don’t know if she could take that again. Once in the top of the head and once in the ear. Her head swells up and you can see the fang marks.

I got a new chair for my computer desk. I hate it. My last one was huge and had arms and I broke it exercising in it. I didn’t have my Ab roller then so I would sit on the edge of my chair and do it. The husband told me I was going to break it. And I sort of knew it too but I figured there was another one just like it where that one came from… There wasn’t. So I had to settle for this puny armless one.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?_____________________

I bet some of you don’t know the answer to that question….